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I wrote this a long while back after first getting into IPTV and indy media. Weird to see what has changed.
Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority (Parody Of Lemon Demmon's The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)
by Shinmaryuu
Old DoubleD was sitting around
TechTV like a big playground
when suddenly KRose burst from the shade
and hit DoubleD with a Idea so great
DoubleD toked up and they started to film
thebroken was born and on the attack
who can forget the free pizza and Ramzi Hack
but now the broken was gone this is true
Kevin brought in Alex for a whole new feel
Revision3 was born with a Diggnation apeal
but before they could make it straight to the top
Hak5 episode 1 came out with a pop
Darren Kitchen, Wess Tobler, and Allicat
and blew IPTV away with a half assed hak
before they knew it they were on there way
Open Alpha is next to game the day away
This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority
Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see
And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority
A girl gamer it's about dang time
Jenn Cutter's her name and that's just fine
DLTV is up next yes Pattrick came back
Robert is there too with his lab in black
the show is great, so you better get ready
Ask a Ninja is quite deadly
I think Hope Is Emo is the next to get ripped
They are made by the same guys ain't that a trip
I'll let you catch up if you falling behind
open up iTunes and prepare to hit find
The More Input Show can not be missed
The 1UP Show either with it's gaming twist
Bre Pettis is cool but it's not MAKE's fault
Phill Torrone and MAKE are just cool by default
Here's a fun fact, when CFH canada comes on the air
Jenn Cutter and Hak5 can both be seen there, oooh
This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority
Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see
And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
they may be quite broke and drive a Ford Tarus
but there low budjet shows shall never bore us
Network tv is calling it quits on there phones
and people are begging for there IPTV Jones
the network is down, writhing in pain
RSS is flowing and IPTV is winning the game
you can sit back and watch as the bandwidth fly
all network tv can do is sit back and cry
then Gibson the hacker and Louis the cook and
Kyle from pure pwnage that guy is real bright and
Alex Lindsy and Amber Mac the sweetie and
Math Club Chris and Michael Virdi
Da Poorboys, the Frederator, Techcentric, and Andy Walker
Dosman, on10, every single NerdTVer
Cody P. Christian and The greatest StepOne,
BSoD, Cali Lewis, Doc Tiki, and the new broken
Network TV was going down fast
As IPTV stepped up and kicked it's boring ass
the people had spoke and they liked what they saw
the forums and IRC were both in awe
and the fight raged on for a century
IPTV had finaly won, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their mentor:
Leo Leport in a bright red sweater
This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority
Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see
And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of IPTV Superiority
