MOVED: Ultimate Showdown Parody

I wrote this a long while back after first getting into IPTV and indy media. Weird to see what has changed.

Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority (Parody Of Lemon Demmon's The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)

by Shinmaryuu

Old DoubleD was sitting around

TechTV like a big playground

when suddenly KRose burst from the shade

and hit DoubleD with a Idea so great

DoubleD toked up and they started to film

thebroken was born and on the attack

who can forget the free pizza and Ramzi Hack

but now the broken was gone this is true

Kevin brought in Alex for a whole new feel

Revision3 was born with a Diggnation apeal

but before they could make it straight to the top

Hak5 episode 1 came out with a pop

Darren Kitchen, Wess Tobler, and Allicat

and blew IPTV away with a half assed hak

before they knew it they were on there way

Open Alpha is next to game the day away

This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority

Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see

And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority

A girl gamer it's about dang time

Jenn Cutter's her name and that's just fine

DLTV is up next yes Pattrick came back

Robert is there too with his lab in black

the show is great, so you better get ready

Ask a Ninja is quite deadly

I think Hope Is Emo is the next to get ripped

They are made by the same guys ain't that a trip

I'll let you catch up if you falling behind

open up iTunes and prepare to hit find

The More Input Show can not be missed

The 1UP Show either with it's gaming twist

Bre Pettis is cool but it's not MAKE's fault

Phill Torrone and MAKE are just cool by default

Here's a fun fact, when CFH canada comes on the air

Jenn Cutter and Hak5 can both be seen there, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority

Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see

And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

they may be quite broke and drive a Ford Tarus

but there low budjet shows shall never bore us

Network tv is calling it quits on there phones

and people are begging for there IPTV Jones

the network is down, writhing in pain

RSS is flowing and IPTV is winning the game

you can sit back and watch as the bandwidth fly

all network tv can do is sit back and cry

then Gibson the hacker and Louis the cook and

Kyle from pure pwnage that guy is real bright and

Alex Lindsy and Amber Mac the sweetie and

Math Club Chris and Michael Virdi

Da Poorboys, the Frederator, Techcentric, and Andy Walker

Dosman, on10, every single NerdTVer

Cody P. Christian and The greatest StepOne,

BSoD, Cali Lewis, Doc Tiki, and the new broken

Network TV was going down fast

As IPTV stepped up and kicked it's boring ass

the people had spoke and they liked what they saw

the forums and IRC were both in awe

and the fight raged on for a century

IPTV had finaly won, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their mentor:

Leo Leport in a bright red sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of IPTV Superiority

Video Bloggers, IPTVers, and Vidcasters as far as the eye can see

And they all will survive, That's just the way it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of IPTV Superiority