10 Things observed while watching HGTV.

You watch enough HGTV you start to notice some stuff other than it being a bit odd that you watch HGTV in the first place. BTW this is mostly a comedy piece so don't take shit so seriously :D.

10. HGTV is one of the most tolerant with out being in your face about it networks on tv period. Every color, every family style, every religion is seen on almost a daily basis. One of the things i really give props to HGTV on is showing what real people are like on a day to day basis.

9. People who live in big cities are completly stupid for the most part. As i said on twitter 3 times the prices for a 900 sq ft home where i can get 3000 sq ft. 2100 sq ft less for 3 times the price. Are you people on crack? No wonder america is broke.

8. People in Europe and Asia have no damn idea what a human being looks like. These people build houses that look like they were made for 2 ft tall dolls

7. Every couple that asks for a fixer upper will complain to no end how much work needs to be done in a house they are looking at all the way down to the paint colors.

6. Not all kid spaces need to look like a ride at six flags. Some kids just want a clean organized bedroom that they won't get bored with in a week.

5. If given the chance all women will treat men like dog shit on national tv. Most of these families are supported by the man's income so why is the woman telling him he won't have any closet space and that his tv room will actualy be her sewing room? Dose the guy get any choices at all?

4. Given the opertunity most adults will complain like a 2 year old on a long car ride about every tiny ass detail of a house to the point you just wanna smack um. Be happy your able to buy a house on not living in a grass hut somewhere you ungratful dick.

3. People want everything for nothing. Cherry Cabnets, Granit counters, hardwood floors, etc don't come in $50,000 houses in the bad part of new york. If you get a place that doesn't smell like piss and you don't get shot at coming up be happy.

2. Most designers outside the big ones on shows like Color Splash, Rate my Space, and Myles of Style look like they stole their designs from magazines with no tallent or skill required. Also what works in a designers head like no tv focal point in a living room doesn't work in real life where 99% of americans come home and watch tv. If you have to crane your neck 45 degrees to see the tv the design fails instantly. Stop being a pretensious git and design for real people.

1. HGTV actualy is educational. You can learn a ton about home buying and rennovating from the many shows on the channel. It's also decently entertaining. One of the better channels out there.